No Crying Over {Spilled} Milk

Once upon a time [today] we had cleaning checks.

We cleaned. Everything.

I was cooking some breakfast (2 eggs over easy, a piece of ham and 2 pieces of toast) and got kinda thirsty.

So, I filled a cup with milk and took a big drink.

{this is where the story gets good}

For some reason right as I filled my mouth with the chilled beverage... I had to cough.

So. I. Coughed.

and milk went everywhere.

All over the sink, the wall behind the sink and the clean dishes sitting to the side of the sink.

I cleaned it all. Again.

Then I ate my 2 eggs, ham, and toast. And drank the rest of my milk