Yesterday

TRUE: My life is as quotable as the shows I watch.

"I can't understand anything around me, it's either sign language or Spanish... this must be what its like to be a minority."

"I had to get another [skewer of shrimp], I need two oars to paddle my boat."

"Do you think that if the restaurant burned down the fish in the tank would be thinking, 'So long suckers!'?"

TRUE: I had to pee so bad at the Haunted Forest that I didn't let myself get scared because I was afraid I'd be "that girl."

TRUE: I suck at taking pictures.

 I'm already as pale as a ghost and it's only October. Eww.